So you know how I’m re-watching Supernatural with my little sister?
We finally got to 5x10 “Abandon All Hope.” 

Kayci didn’t take it so well.
Apparently neither did I. 

Only 3 minutes into Supernatural season 8 and already 

NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN TOO, DEAN.

“I want to paint his nails.” 

- my sister, talking about how much she likes Dean Winchester

I literally paused the episode and just stared at her.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, KAYCI

WHAT

How pretty much every episode of Supernatural has gone so far. 

• Me: Sam shut up
• Me: Shut up Sam
• Me: Sam stop it
• Me: Jesus Dean I could land an airliner on those shoulders
• Me: Oh look a ghost

I don’t know what’s better: the song my sister just made about how sexy Sam and Dean are, or the fact that she’s under the impression that a disgruntled Mexican named “Diego” is killing and eating people in the forest.

Wendigo, Kayci; wendigo.

The progression of my little sister’s journey into Supernatural: (Part 1) 

The first and second episode of the first season is playing on TNT. These are (mostly verbatim) my 13 year old sister’s reactions.

• What show is this? It looks stupid.
• Why are you watching this? They’re not even attractive. Why is everything so dark? This is dumb.
• Karli why are you even watching this; they’re so ugl—oh. Wait. Not him. I like his face.
• Oh. He’s actually really hot too. Which one is that again?
• I like Sam.
• I love Sam.
• I love Sam and Dean.
• They are really…really, really, really pretty. Really. Really…
• Oh my God, this show is so intense! They just shot a ghost! SO AWESOME.
• Aww, no, his girlfriend! No! Wait, yes! YES HE’S SINGLE.
• (singing) So freaking sexy, I love you Sam and Dean~
• Stop shooting at it! You’re only going to make Diego* more angry!
• Why do they wear so many shirts? Why do they wear shirts? I bet they have abs. They have abs, don’t they? I want to see all of their abs.
• UGH, EL DIEGO IS GOING TO KILL ALL OF THEM, SO STUPID. Except Sam and Dean, they can’t die.**
• I love this show, Karli. I love it. I love it so much. I love everything. Sam and Dean are the best. I love them. This show is perfect. I love it.
• (more singing) Sam Sam Sam, Dean Dean Dean, I love this show, se-eh-xy~
• I’m so happy.***

*I almost corrected her and told her it was “Wendigo.” Almost.

Re-watching season 5 of The Office. 

Can I just say how much I love the Michael Scott Paper Company story arc?
It’s just perfect. I mean, it shows how much of a competent salesman Michael actually is, and how much his job really means to him, and gaaaaaah. It’s just perfect. Michael can be such a sweet, genuine character. I miss him. ;__;
Also the Michael/Pam dynamic is wonderful. I love supportive new saleswoman Pam. She’s such a bamf in season 5.
Oh. It also has some of the best quotes. 

Charles is a giant bag of dicks, though.

Not gonna lie, every time Michael Fassbender pops up on screen, all I can think is, “I’ve seen your penis.”

Watching new Supernatural episode on Filebox 

and right after Cas says, “Did you know that a cat’s penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact that the females were not consulted about that.”
it decided to freeze
on this face

“This way, you big, stupid…great…Spongebob. The only thing I’ve seen uglier than you is…your mom.” 

You really know how to burn ‘em, Rory.
Mmm, someone get them some ice. 

Can I just say how much I love Donna Noble? 

She’s just such an unrelenting badass.
Just started season four; on the second episode. She’s literally tied down with someone holding a knife over her, and she’s all, “I WILL FUCK ALL Y’ALL UP.”

Donna Noble does not have any fucks to give.
Donna Noble will cut you.

Oh, also. 

WOW DEAN, FUCK YOU;
YOU CAN’T TELL BOBBY HE’S NOT ALLOWED TO COME BACK FROM THE DEAD. YOU DO IT LIKE EVERY WEEKEND.

FIRST CAS AND NOW BOBBY
WOW DEAN GOOD JOB
DO YOU PRACTICE SUCKING THE HAPPINESS OUT OF EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH OR DOES IT COME NATURALLY 

Accidentally paused Doctor Who on this.
Yes, putlocker. This is good. Thank you. 

Doctor Who is referencing Harry Potter. 

MY FANDOMS ARE COLLIDING
YOU CROSSED THE STREAMS
HELP I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP

EXPELLIARMUS

Wait, what just happened? 

We ended the 2nd season on the Tardis with Catherine Tate inexplicably in a wedding dress, and now we’re…on the moon?

Did I miss an episode somewhere, or…?