miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

perryplat:

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

yeah okay but does it work for contacts?

S WEET JESUS

"close enough"  - anyone who’s ever tried to even out their eyeliner.  (via eatyourpie)

dailydishonesty:

No wait don’t open that closet…too late. 

jpbrammer:

Yes, yes, legalize gay, sure. But have you ever considered weaponizing gay?

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

I’ve made a new rule that I won’t attend any parties unless showing up dressed as an Avenger would be considered appropriate.

ALCOHOL, ASSEMBLEEEEEE

My name is Will Graham. And I am alive. 

edwardelrlc:

hetaliavevo:

natsudrugneel:

let’s play a game called: who the fuck are you i dont remember following you

round 1: what was your old url i don’t fucking know who you are anymore

round 2: you’re not even in any of my fandoms what the hell

budweiner:

firing shots

neneleake:

theselener:

theselener:

what did the 2 tampons say to each other

nothing because they were stuck up cunts